My hobbies include trying to close the elevator door before someone else gets on
now they’re engaged and having a baby together
"The world breaks every one and afterward
many are strong at the broken places.”
- Ernest Hemingway - A Farewell to Arms"
when you accidentally start watching a crime show and can’t get yourself to switch the channel because now you wanna know who fucking did it
“We should think of codenames. We’re government agents now, we should have secret codenames.”
who wants to give up on society and go live in a treehouse with me